Just googled the word blog

Thats right kids, I've never been all that sure what the word meant. I've read blogs and because of this book HAVE to have one, but never really worried about what the word was all about. Here is what Wiki told me- ( god save me, i am actually quoting wikipedia. triple word score- i can now 'label' wikipedia, word score and if I stretch things Scrabble)

1. A blog (a contraction of the term "web log") is a type of website, usually maintained by an individual with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of ...
   

As this is my first bog ( i am all a twitter with excitement, and god no, that is not a plug for, or endorsement of tweeting) I feel that I should warn you about the general tone and style of this sucker- sarcastic, and Lenny Bruce/ Bill Hicks/ Jack Kerouac on a serious meth bender. No, I am not endorsing or saying that I, or anyone else should use drugs. No, I am not comparing myself to those very, very, talented and very, very dead people. I'm just pointing out that I tend to get in 'ranting' mode and all rules of grammar/ punctuation go out the window.

My heart is in the right place, and according to every other months issue of Marie Clare, Vogue, Tiger Beat, People, O, the Weekly World News and the Onion thats what people really care about anyway.

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